I am a transfer student new to Northeastern University. I have been here for two days now. I have no friends. Literally zero. Not a one. So today in a meeting I had for new students in my major I made this list...
Things That I Have Encountered a Lot While Being a Grade-A Loser at NU
- ugly short haircuts on girls.
- shameless flirting in attempt to secure enough possible late-night hookups / booty calls for the whole year
- BROS <3 (for those who are unaware, i love bros. in a purely platonic way)... question: if there are so many bros here, why do i STILL have NO FRIENDS? I AM SO BRO-FRIENDLY :( Boo
- Au Bon Pain. The thing about this one is that at first I was extremely excited about the abundance of ABPs in Boston. Then I went to one and discovered that they don't let you choose your ingredients anymore. WOOOW disappointing.
- high-waisted everything. you name it, i've probably seen a high-waisted version of it.
- asians. they. are. EVERYWHERE. (note: this is not a bad thing, nor is it meant to be offensive at all, i just went to a very predominantly white high school, middle school, etc, so it is a new experience for me. and i am loving every minute of it.)
- fast food and fast food eaters. vomoli (no offense)
- speech impediments. and i mean a whole lot of them. all kinds.
a late addition to the list
- a girl who doesn't know what Arnold Palmer is...as you may have guessed i have only encountered this particular tragedy once but i put it on the list anyway because i found it to be offensive to me personally.
that's it so far. but it's only been two days. and the way things are going i am going to be a loser allll year.
also. i am at a departmental gathering. or i was when i wrote this. my advisor/professor looks like a real live clown. no lie.
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